Joffre Lakes ~ Matier Glacier

Kara, Rylie and I ~ Upper Joffre Lake

Middle Joffre

Joffre Creek

Tim, Kara & the fur baby

Freckle face

Matier Glacier

Upper Joffre / Matier

Oz

Sydney harbour from Waverton

Byron Bay

Byron lightstation

Fiji

Anthony & Chris

Anthony, Becker and I

Dolphins in the Whitsundays

My pad and work in the distance.... in the zoo that is a city beach. It was still ok!

Chris and my cousin Owen

Owen and Anthony

sweet stinger suits

Becker and I recovering on Magnetic Island...

Hot Springs

7 mile beach

And the skinny white guy gets a sunburn ~ told ya to wear sunblock!

Rob and Lucy loo... Rob looks like Euro-trash in this shot....what's with those glasses dude?

Fraser Island

Lake Wabby

Indian Head in the distance

Lake MacKenzie

Roads washed out coming southbound from Cape Tribulation ~ made for an interesting ride

Just south of Daintree

The Cairns (not so high) Highlands

tomfoolery

The self-described 'fit/buff blond stallion' preparing for his turn in the ring
The Asian bikini contest

James showin us how it's done, or not done...

Matteo sporting a fast green mankini ~ just trust that this is the only appropriate angle

The stooges ~ Matteo, Kyle and Clarke

Petcherama ~ of a random nature? The Revelstoke mission '06

Ski Camp ~ Dave Millard and the 360 gone terribly wrong ~ this one stole the spotlight and he wasn't even on skiis.

Craig ~ yeah, gross. (just for you katie)

Craig, Innanen, JT and Jimmy nuts ~ Argos game

The ladies ~ St.Paddy's day ~ Montreal

Black Betty and LJC

Houseboating in Alex Bay, NY

Number of hours I spent in custody with the US Coast Guard ~ 3

Number of times Lauren Clarke has appeared in court since May - 3

Number of times Lauren and I have taken the fall on behalf of Mr.Clarke???

Larry and I on the return leg of the trip ~ thankfully they didn't take our beer

Brown eyes ~ full-tilt meltdown @ the Underground

Who knew Michou was such a boozehound?

One-piece party

Senor Petch ~ never trust a squirrel

Year of the Dragon Party ~ this picture accurately showcases how Clarke's dirty stache actually curls around his lip, and into his mouth. I happen to know that he firmly believes that this adds to his appeal, as he has (and I quote) 'a certain je ne sais quoi' ~ about him. Some women apparently find this attractive. I have yet to meet one that really appreciates this Ron Jeremy-esque feature. This is the same man who after taking a look at his new passport picture exclaimed 'is that what I f-ing look like? I think I look like a terrorist'. I've been trying to address this issue for the better part of my adult life. Well, that and hygiene.

Tut's wedding ~ I really don't know where to start. The braided white leather belt, which Clarke has fastened incorrectly - whether this is due to haste or stupor is unclear. The navy blue suit pants, the lack of any discernable manscaping, the outrageous display of hooliganism with the removal of a shirt at a wedding! Not to mention the sheer joy he's experiencing as a result of so many pink bellies, purple nurples and the man on man brumpskii, which has been captured perfectly here. After all is said and done, the antics are entertaining, if not appropriate.

The institution of marriage is dead to me

After 27 rye and cokes, 32 dirt sticks, and countless offside comments...you sir are the champion.