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The self-described 'fit/buff blond stallion' preparing for his turn in the ring
The Asian bikini contest

James showin us how it's done, or not done...

Matteo sporting a fast green mankini ~ just trust that this is the only appropriate angle

The stooges ~ Matteo, Kyle and Clarke

Petcherama ~ of a random nature? The Revelstoke mission '06

Ski Camp ~ Dave Millard and the 360 gone terribly wrong ~ this one stole the spotlight and he wasn't even on skiis.

Craig ~ yeah, gross. (just for you katie)

Craig, Innanen, JT and Jimmy nuts ~ Argos game

The ladies ~ St.Paddy's day ~ Montreal

Black Betty and LJC

Houseboating in Alex Bay, NY

Number of hours I spent in custody with the US Coast Guard ~ 3

Number of times Lauren Clarke has appeared in court since May - 3

Number of times Lauren and I have taken the fall on behalf of Mr.Clarke???

Larry and I on the return leg of the trip ~ thankfully they didn't take our beer

Brown eyes ~ full-tilt meltdown @ the Underground

Who knew Michou was such a boozehound?

One-piece party

Senor Petch ~ never trust a squirrel

Year of the Dragon Party ~ this picture accurately showcases how Clarke's dirty stache actually curls around his lip, and into his mouth. I happen to know that he firmly believes that this adds to his appeal, as he has (and I quote) 'a certain je ne sais quoi' ~ about him. Some women apparently find this attractive. I have yet to meet one that really appreciates this Ron Jeremy-esque feature. This is the same man who after taking a look at his new passport picture exclaimed 'is that what I f-ing look like? I think I look like a terrorist'. I've been trying to address this issue for the better part of my adult life. Well, that and hygiene.

Tut's wedding ~ I really don't know where to start. The braided white leather belt, which Clarke has fastened incorrectly - whether this is due to haste or stupor is unclear. The navy blue suit pants, the lack of any discernable manscaping, the outrageous display of hooliganism with the removal of a shirt at a wedding! Not to mention the sheer joy he's experiencing as a result of so many pink bellies, purple nurples and the man on man brumpskii, which has been captured perfectly here. After all is said and done, the antics are entertaining, if not appropriate.

The institution of marriage is dead to me

After 27 rye and cokes, 32 dirt sticks, and countless offside comments...you sir are the champion.